Fictionary: It's not cat porn
Mom: Hey, so I rented Despicable Me because you said it was cute.
Me: Okay, want to watch it tonight? Not necessarily right now because Dad’s in the living room.
Mom: Oh, it’s okay. He likes animated movies.
Me: He does? I didn’t even know that.
Mom: Yeah. Oh, I remember one time, like a long…
It was totally cat hentai.
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